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Pantun Raya..

Kelantan…

Make ikke cicoh budu,
Jange lupo tamboh satar,
Kelik rayo taksir laju,
Nanti rayo dale sepita,

Terengganu.. .

Makang ubi jamang jepong,
Makang kepok cicah cuke,
Bulang pose mung bengong,
Bulang raye mung gile,

Pahang…

Sepadan Pahang ada kasino,
Nasi dagang ikan patin,
Jange mu masam muko,
Raya makan rendang sadin,

Johor…

Cegitu cegini awak suke,
Awak suke kite tak suke,
Esok luse hari raye,
Sama-sama bersuke rie,

Melaka…

Hawau kau berak merate,
Kaki bengkak ulau patok,
Kalu balik naik kerete,
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok,

N. Sembilan…

Masak lomak cili api,
Campo dongan daun turi,
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi,
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri,
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur. ..

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau,
Tapi wa tipu sama lu,
Raya jangan buat tak tau,
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu,

Perak…

Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong,
Deroyan busok tebok tupai,
Pandu hemat ingat kampong,
Asal teman selamat sampai,

Kedah…

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq,
Lapaq perut makan pau,
Macam mana tak ketaq,
Kena paksa bagi angpau,

Penang…

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak,
Anak mami juai pesemboq,
Lepas raya usah dok triak,
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq,

Perlis…

Padang besaq kecik aja,
Tempat siam lalu lalang,
Hari raya kita berbelanja,
Jangan sampai menambah utang,

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